Saturday, February 27, 2010

Miss Suzy

Miss Suzy had a steamboat
The steamboat had a bell (ding, ding)
Miss Suzy went to heaven
And the steamboat went to...

Hello, operator,
Please give me number 9
And if you disconnect me
I will chop off your...

Behind the 'frigerator (or yellow curtain)
There was a piece of glass
Miss Suzy sat upon it
And cut her little...

Ask me no more questions
Tell me no more lies
The boys are in the bathroom
Zipping down their...




strip for February / 26 / 2010


3 comments:

  1. That one always bothered me. I often asked myself the same kinds of questions. However, now that I see the written text, I realize that I didn't really know all the words. I don't remember the steamboat thing at all. And I must admit that I can't figure out what the boys are zipping down. I'm sure it's something crude, but I just don't know what crude word should rhyme with "lies". I'm sure I don't really want to know anyway. And who wrote this ridiculous lyric? And when? And how did it ever become so popular?

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  2. I also have never really known all the words to this song. I thought miss Suzy slipped upon the pieced of glass.

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