Monday, June 8, 2009
Wednesday, June 3, 2009
My Head is Cold
I’m not lying about this, my head is freezing. So I cut off all my hair this week. Snip Snip, it all went away.
I have a barber, this Asian guy down at Supercuts; I don’t know his name so whenever I refer to him it’s with a different name. So Mr. Lee was joking with me how he always does, “You want me to take one inch off then I see you again in 3 months?”
“No Mr. Chin, take it off. Take it all off.” He gave me a confused look so I indicated the length at which I wanted it cut. I have never seen Mr. Wong’s face change like that before. He begged and pleaded me angst it, but I was resolute. He held up the number 3 to show me how short it was, but I would not look. Then with a tear in his eye Mr. Long began to chop away my best feature. When it was over I had become this.
I suspect after I paid and left Mr. Chow swept up my hair and his tears, possibly saving both in a box of remembrance.
So did I pull a Sampson, or a Pedro? No Delilah could make me cut my hair, you ought to know that. So I guess it was more like a Pedro. I have to Summer Camp next month and it will be HOT. That much hair is not conducive to not being hot. David, don’t worry, I have 2 ½ months to grow as much as I can before your big day.
But back to the subject of this post; my head is cold all the time now, and so are my ears. I can’t stand it! And last October I lost my cool Fantastic Four beanie. That is all.
I have a barber, this Asian guy down at Supercuts; I don’t know his name so whenever I refer to him it’s with a different name. So Mr. Lee was joking with me how he always does, “You want me to take one inch off then I see you again in 3 months?”
“No Mr. Chin, take it off. Take it all off.” He gave me a confused look so I indicated the length at which I wanted it cut. I have never seen Mr. Wong’s face change like that before. He begged and pleaded me angst it, but I was resolute. He held up the number 3 to show me how short it was, but I would not look. Then with a tear in his eye Mr. Long began to chop away my best feature. When it was over I had become this.
I suspect after I paid and left Mr. Chow swept up my hair and his tears, possibly saving both in a box of remembrance.
So did I pull a Sampson, or a Pedro? No Delilah could make me cut my hair, you ought to know that. So I guess it was more like a Pedro. I have to Summer Camp next month and it will be HOT. That much hair is not conducive to not being hot. David, don’t worry, I have 2 ½ months to grow as much as I can before your big day.
But back to the subject of this post; my head is cold all the time now, and so are my ears. I can’t stand it! And last October I lost my cool Fantastic Four beanie. That is all.
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